I have been MIA
I am sure that there are thousands of you are missing my blogs posts and I am sorry. I have been buys with the bread-winning gig and looking for an apartment. And right now I really have to pee because I sucked down a Diet Dr. Pepper on my way to work. Like I really have to go. But I told myself that I would not allow myself such a luxury as going to the bathroom until I finished this blog post.
How what was I saying?
Let's talk about #5SOS. Is everyone following this story? Carson Daly brought it to my attention this morning, and I felt like it could not be ignores. Move over Menudo. Move over New Kids on the Block. Move over 98*. 5 Seconds of Summer has arrived.
Oh my God. I have to pee so badly. Urine will arrive soon.
5 Seconds of Summer is an Australian pop punk and pop rock band. Where did the come from? I am convinced they are One Direction wearing costumes. I mean aren't the kids of One Direction Australian or are they British? Does it matter? How many of #5SOS will Taylor Swift date? I need to know everything about #5SOS because the hashtag is everywhere and I need to be a part of it. Just like I had to be a part of #MockingJay and #50shades. Like I cannot be missing out on anything. I must be a cool kid!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
I need to PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
End scene. If anyone knows anything else about #5SOS. Please drop me a line.