I Pee Myself on the Reg
I peed at school once. It was 1990, and I had a short hair and looked like a boy. I am also named Toni, so most people thought I was boy....
Panty Queen
I cannot believe that I am about to write this.... I PUT MY UNDERWEAR UP FOR SALE ON THE WORLD WIDE WEB. Fun reminder: I quit my job in...
Something other than Kavanaugh
This week marks 17 years since my parents died, and it’s still hard, ya know? I am always looking to cling to any sign of them. Anything...
I need to be a little more like Don Draper
I have been to two weddings since we last spoke. I also went to comedy camp (where I was awkward AF), and visited my brother. I have had...
Not Serving Alcohol at the Airport Should Not Be a Thing
I am at the airport. I like writing in airports. I usually have a cocktail in hand, but as it’s 4:45am here in Los Angeles, that’s not...